What The Fuck?!?

Napalm Records recently announced that it has signed Hoobastank, the lame pop-rock, I don't know what the fuck band who are known for songs such as "Crawling in the Dark", "Running Away", and "The Reason".

Yes, you read correctly, Napalm Records, who have bands like Alestorm, Samael, Devildriver, Hammerfall, Be'Lakor, Cavalera Conspiracy, Moonspell, Nervosa, Satyricon, and on and on, have signed HOOBASTANK!!!!

The heavy metal world has just been smashed in the balls with a ten ton hammer.

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